Feeling generous? Spread the love of Tampa Bay Lightning hockey. You could get everyone in Clearwater hooked up with primo promenade level seats for a full season. That’d come out to about $739,246,464. You’d still have over $260 million left over. Plus Amalie Arena doesn’t fit 116,000 people. And Lightning season tickets are on a wait list … even for rich folks like you. So this probably won’t work out.

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